If Darl McBride was in charge, he’d probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution. – Linus Torvalds

That’s just wonderful.

And for reference, Torvalds is the originator of the Linux kernel, and McBride is the CEO of SCO, a Unix vendor who’s been making some interesting claims.