Well, this is interesting. Apparently, we can’t bring books or magazines onto planes anymore, we might use the paper to … light a small fire? Wait, no lighters or matches either. Maybe if I clamp my teeth together quickly enough, I’ll be able to make sparks…
Also, no liquids, not even soda or water are now allowed on flights. WTF?
NO LIQUIDS OR GELS OF ANY KIND WILL BE PERMITTED IN CARRY-ON BAGGAGE. ITEMS MUST BE IN CHECKED BAGGAGE. This includes all beverages, shampoo, suntan lotion, creams, tooth paste, hair gel, and other items of similar consistency.
Wow is the only thing I can say. Just … wow. The terrorists have already won with stuff like this going on.